bounded-in-a-nutshell


"I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space were not that I had bad dreams" - Hamlet

Ask me anything

shanlightyear:

i can’t wait for when percy sees him mom again and she’s all “OHH PERCY YOU’RE OKAY!  My baby! You’re not hur— IS THAT A TATTOO?!”

Source: shanlightyear

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone. 

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

Source: bliss07

Source: rachel-actually

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died. nerd life.

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died. nerd life.

officialkia:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

That’s the freedom wagon.

officialkia:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

That’s the freedom wagon.

Source: guns-and-humor

nothisiscarlie:

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”

#this is why the books are better

Source: gallifreyfalls

electrikmoonlight:

that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.

electrikmoonlight:

that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.

Source: iraffiruse

darlinghogwarts:

If James and Lily had survived, I am positive that every time Harry got into trouble, there would be a huge betting pool on whether the next howler would be James and Sirius congratulating him or Lily screaming at him and commanding Severus to give him detention for a month. And as the Potter family owl would arrive, everyone would be silently anticipating the results, and at the end you’d see dumbledore discretely handing mcgonagall 10 galleons

Source: darlinghogwarts

sororitysugar:

gooooooo ΣΦΛ ❥

sororitysugar:

gooooooo ΣΦΛ ❥

sororitysugar:

ΣΦΛ ♡ ΣΦΛ 

sororitysugar:

ΣΦΛ ♡ ΣΦΛ